Introduction

Call me Patrick. I am a first year analyst at a very prestigious firm on wall street (I still don't know how I have time to write this). I work in the Mergers & Aquisitions department of the IBD, and it is the fucking grind. This blog of sorts will be an escape for me from preparing pitchbooks and working financial models all day and all night. Every word that will grace this page is 100% true, I don't care how satirical you think it may be. Sorry to cut this short, I have to go work out at the company gym then read American Pyscho, an Investment Banker's bible, for the 8th time.